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Ever feel like your life is an audition you never signed up for? Imagine growing up in a household where vacuuming was a competitive sport, dishwashing felt like Hell’s Kitchen: Hygiene Edition, drawer-opening techniques that could seemingly rival a Buckingham Palace heist…and coughing? That is practically treason.Packed with dry wit and painfully relatable moments, this hilarious memoir explores what it’s like to grow up under the reign of a matriarch who holds everyone to impossible standards-except herself. Spoiler: even robots would struggle to pass her test.
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