Description
What if you could survive the Christmas chaos without losing your festive sh*t?
Christmas magic takes work and apparently, you’re the one expected to make it happen.
The shopping crowds are unbearable. The lights are tangled. The wrapping looks suspicious. Your relatives are testing your last nerve—and someone has played the same Christmas song seventeen times before breakfast.
This hilariously cheeky coloring book gives you permission to stop forcing the festive cheer, grab your pencils and color the chaos before you become the chaos.
Each page combines bold, easy-to-color artwork with funny, brutally relatable Christmas quotes about terrible gifts, family drama, decorating disasters, holiday shopping madness and the exhausting pressure to make everything merry and magical.
It’s the perfect festive escape for adults who love Christmas but could really use a break from all the people, pressure and seasonal bullsh*t.
Inside You’ll Discover:
40 Hilariously Cheeky Christmas Designs: Packed with sweary word art, relatable characters and festive disasters that feel painfully familiar.
Bold and Easy to Color: Clear outlines and generously sized spaces make it simple to start—even when your brain has officially left for the holidays.
Funny Because It’s True: From tangled lights and questionable presents to family chaos and shopping madness, every page turns festive frustration into laughter.
Single-Sided, Dark Gray-Backed Pages: Each illustration is printed on its own page with a dark gray reverse side to help reduce bleed-through and give every design a clean, finished appearance.
Large Square Format: The 8.5 × 8.5-inch softcover offers plenty of room to color and is suitable for beginners and experienced colorists alike.
EXTRA! EXTRA!
Two Downloadable Bonuses:
Includes the Mini Meltdown Rescue Pack, featuring 24 practical ways to vent, release, reflect and reset, plus a 20-page sample edition of Affirmations of Love Across the World & Cultures.
A Perfect Christmas Gift For:
Women carrying the entire festive season on their shoulders
Friends who cope with Christmas chaos through sarcasm
Coworkers surviving the year-end madness
Sisters, mothers, daughters and best friends with a cheeky sense of humor
Adults who need a funny stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift
Anyone one tangled light away from losing their festive sh*t
Color it. Laugh at it. Survive it.
And discover how a little festive cussing and coloring can help you relax and enjoy the season again.
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